What the Puck did you just say?
>> Monday, May 23, 2011
My sweet daughter Maggie just told me I was, "Full of crap!"
No she did not learn this from me! What kind of parent do you think I am!
Wow judgemental much?
She learned the saying "full of crap" from one of her 3 big brothers I'm sure, who may or may not have over heard me telling their father that.
Which certainly can't be entirely my fault because...
1) Their father is often full of crap!
2) Who could possibly keep track of four kids at all times?
HELLO I'm not Nanny McPhee!
Yes, I guess you could argue that as a parent I should watch my mouth at all times and that would be far easier. But whats the fun in that?
I waited all these years to become an adult and do adult stuff like cuss only to have kids and have to watch my mouth again!
Forget that, after all the soap I ate as a kid I earned the right to cuss Damnit!
Come now I'm not that bad, I have toned it down a lot.
She'd drop her tipsy cup ..."Ship."
She'd break her color crayon..."Oh Ship!"
She'd stub her toe... "Ship! Ship! Ship!"
Well you might misunderstand her meaning and take if for something else so I don't say "Ship" anymore or anything that could be misunderstood as "ship"....see good mommy.
And I sure in the hell don't ever say "Tuck" or "Fruck" or "duck" cuz that would be just nucking futs!
But we do have a dog named "Buck" So if you should over hear my daughter yelling something that rhymes with "puck"..she's just calling the dog....
and not repeating what she overheard her mommy say when her mommy saw the cost of gas last week.
Maggie can still be a little hard to understand sometimes. So your understanding and not your judgement would be greatly appreciated.
I do try really hard to raise good kids, so when my now darling little 3 year old tells me I'm "full of Crap" it makes me sad.
Not because she said the word "crap"...
But because she's right about me being full of it! Read more...
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